THE SHOPPER

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She found the most perfect shoes in the first shop, and a beautiful dress in the second. She had just entered the third shop where everything had just been reduced fifty percent when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible. When she hung up, she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping in these boutiques, so she decided to just look in two or three more before heading to the hospital. Anyhow, she ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant. Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital. She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself shopping, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip you will ever make! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your responsibility!" T he woman felt so guilty she broke down and cried and cried. The lady doctor then laughed and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought.

thousands apologizes

Whut the fffffffish???! i got so much things to write about yet it make me stuck on where to start... teehehehe

Was it enough sire?

Well... everybody have "facebook" nowadays and what really bores me are those people who updating status every single minute or every single things played in their mind like first 5 minutes, "brushing my teeth" next 5 minutes "flushing the toilet" and another 5 minutes "reaching my towel" and even worse, "oh my god... he's so hot!! how the hell i'm gonna get his attention???" its easy moron! get in front of him and show your 50cent worth of "nasi lemak"... i mean What the FFFFish is that??? was it cool? is it because they had so many friends... but whatever the answer is, you're one hell of attention seeker... you'll totally deny this but i don't give a shit... all you can do is give comments and that is all.. hahahaha... =))

well... i know it your page and i hate it so much... i can just remove you or vice versa, but i can say anything i want too just as much as you because its my blog and not your... don't read this mofo!! how bout that?? fair?? or i'm too much.. of course i'm too much... you're a innocent little angel aite' hehehe... say what you want, as long as you're happy :)

yeah... i don't have much idea on this one, but i'll try my best to find something good to write about...

sorry2...

i realized my blog ain't famous but yet still have some readers... i haven't updated for a while... nothing much to write and i'll try to keep up with some materials aite!!

"I'm cool", " No, i am way cooler!"... "no way dude..."

I've been saw things lately based on my subjects, and i haven't update my blog for quite a time, it's because i got final exams and it killing me! but i think i'm doing pretty good now (i think)... so back to the main title, who is cooler? or do you really have to tell everybody that u're way cool than the others? or It is just insecurity inside u? (no offense here.. i'm just saying) its just like person A:I went to a party person B:Oh yeah?? I went to club last nite... person A:that party was awesome... Person B: mine is way awesome and Person C: STFU!!! go outside and play with barbie and try to figure how to grow up and focus more on your brain section and stop acting like couple of girls...

I mean... it is sick to see drama and cheap publicity like they ain't got things to do in this world... take a deep breath and try to smile a bit, i know its hard but at least u try and let others be happy, who'll knew its their last day on earth... i'm no judges but when u saw friends try to compete each other in this way... it pathetic!!! it is showing how lonely your life is... (for some people)

Dear attention seeker, try to set goals in your life and try to make it big, as the life buzzer comes out, you won't have any regrets and die peacefully and not turning into banshee and haunt the highway ya!... problems do occur in life, the more u try to avoid it, the more it'll come to u and said, "i'll fuck u up". (hehehehe) Don't let that happen, be strong, not by goin to facebook and make yourself look stupid by posting bloody shout out and annoy people... u might said "its my page" but remember, people say because people care... so u're not alone aite'... (no people say because they glad u have those shit stuck on your face)

p/s don't tell problems to others, 20% don't give a shit 80% glad u had them...i know this trust me!!!

indeed :)

which one are you? hehehe

plus minus divide time

love sucks!!!... hahahaha never... i love to be in love... love to make love love to be love and loving bla bla bla... but forget bout love for few moments... this is not romantic comedy blog, its my point of view... so what i'm gonna say is... fuck you ese! hahaha... jokin again... what make u think u always on the right path? is the instinct, or the alter ego... or is it yourself? the feeling of pride and "i'm always right" even sometimes u are truly wrong... but how could u know that? wait till the good things u own lost just like that... and during that moment.. either u know what good and what shit is up to you... if u still didn't realized that... good luck brah!! feel free to make mistake again and again... i heard about "sometimes god gave rain instead of sunshine in your life, maybe god want to gave rainbow" but sometimes the rainbow itself is the test to make sure how thankful u are... either u remember the ground u step on or u just kept flying and fall one day... and good luck again because once u fall from the top... lots of people just became sitting duck all day long... hehehe.. aite chow2 till we meet again