Sunday, December 19, 2010

Was it enough sire?

Well... everybody have "facebook" nowadays and what really bores me are those people who updating status every single minute or every single things played in their mind like first 5 minutes, "brushing my teeth" next 5 minutes "flushing the toilet" and another 5 minutes "reaching my towel" and even worse, "oh my god... he's so hot!! how the hell i'm gonna get his attention???" its easy moron! get in front of him and show your 50cent worth of "nasi lemak"... i mean What the FFFFish is that??? was it cool? is it because they had so many friends... but whatever the answer is, you're one hell of attention seeker... you'll totally deny this but i don't give a shit... all you can do is give comments and that is all.. hahahaha... =))

well... i know it your page and i hate it so much... i can just remove you or vice versa, but i can say anything i want too just as much as you because its my blog and not your... don't read this mofo!! how bout that?? fair?? or i'm too much.. of course i'm too much... you're a innocent little angel aite' hehehe... say what you want, as long as you're happy :)

yeah... i don't have much idea on this one, but i'll try my best to find something good to write about...


sorry2...

i realized my blog ain't famous but yet still have some readers... i haven't updated for a while... nothing much to write and i'll try to keep up with some materials aite!!

Friday, October 22, 2010

"I'm cool", " No, i am way cooler!"... "no way dude..."

I've been saw things lately based on my subjects, and i haven't update my blog for quite a time, it's because i got final exams and it killing me! but i think i'm doing pretty good now (i think)... so back to the main title, who is cooler? or do you really have to tell everybody that u're way cool than the others? or It is just insecurity inside u? (no offense here.. i'm just saying) its just like person A:I went to a party person B:Oh yeah?? I went to club last nite... person A:that party was awesome... Person B: mine is way awesome and Person C: STFU!!! go outside and play with barbie and try to figure how to grow up and focus more on your brain section and stop acting like couple of girls...

I mean... it is sick to see drama and cheap publicity like they ain't got things to do in this world... take a deep breath and try to smile a bit, i know its hard but at least u try and let others be happy, who'll knew its their last day on earth... i'm no judges but when u saw friends try to compete each other in this way... it pathetic!!! it is showing how lonely your life is... (for some people)

Dear attention seeker, try to set goals in your life and try to make it big, as the life buzzer comes out, you won't have any regrets and die peacefully and not turning into banshee and haunt the highway ya!... problems do occur in life, the more u try to avoid it, the more it'll come to u and said, "i'll fuck u up". (hehehehe) Don't let that happen, be strong, not by goin to facebook and make yourself look stupid by posting bloody shout out and annoy people... u might said "its my page" but remember, people say because people care... so u're not alone aite'... (no people say because they glad u have those shit stuck on your face)

p/s don't tell problems to others, 20% don't give a shit 80% glad u had them...i know this trust me!!!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

indeed :)




which one are you? hehehe

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

plus minus divide time

love sucks!!!... hahahaha never... i love to be in love... love to make love love to be love and loving bla bla bla... but forget bout love for few moments... this is not romantic comedy blog, its my point of view... so what i'm gonna say is... fuck you ese! hahaha... jokin again... what make u think u always on the right path? is the instinct, or the alter ego... or is it yourself? the feeling of pride and "i'm always right" even sometimes u are truly wrong... but how could u know that? wait till the good things u own lost just like that... and during that moment.. either u know what good and what shit is up to you... if u still didn't realized that... good luck brah!! feel free to make mistake again and again... i heard about "sometimes god gave rain instead of sunshine in your life, maybe god want to gave rainbow" but sometimes the rainbow itself is the test to make sure how thankful u are... either u remember the ground u step on or u just kept flying and fall one day... and good luck again because once u fall from the top... lots of people just became sitting duck all day long... hehehe.. aite chow2 till we meet again

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Noktah/Koma/Tanda seru/

skarang ni memang zaman gelap aku, dengan kawan2 slalu lepak x ajak dah skrg, awek pun da blah... pergh... boleh tahan gak sepi skang nih... hahaha.. nasib badan la... ape nak buat, aku tgh susah, ni time aku lak rasa macamana nk hidup sorang2, ye r ape lg yg tinggal? skrg ni hidup byk kat rumah, nak keluar selalu, duit lak kurang, time duit ada sikit, kereta lak x pernah ada, pergh... dugaan tol skrg nih, tapi aku percaya la.. ada hikmah ni, mungkin dengan xde kawan nak melepak, jalan hidup aku kembali lurus dan bile dah xde awek ni aku kembali... entah r susah nak cakap... budak sorang ni btol2 buat aku naik giler... pernah lak aku jeles ngan ex2 aku... tp bdk sorang ni je la... hahahaha aku btol2 terkena kali nih.. tp xpe... ade la coming soon tu... hehehe... aku bukan playboy, tapi aku x nak jiwa kacau sbb hal2 cintan2 nih... pada aku, masa aku untuk ada family sendiri jauh sgt lagi... jadi blom ready lg nak bercintan sakan(nak sedapkan hati)... motif aku tulis ni pun sbb da lama aku x menulis kat sini, ye la bukan ada hasil pun type kat blog nih, bukan ada yang membaca dan paling penting bukan boleh jual pun cerita2 bengong aku... xde value.. just tempat nak luah cerita dan bentang idea... kekadang orang shoot gak aku sbb tulis mende2 yang brutal... ada yg kata racist, sexism, bajet bagus dan lain-lain... jawapan aku sangat simple... kenapa nak terasa? (hahaha) dan ada? ada? ada aku kesah? seronok hidup nih... ada atas ada bawah... xde yang kekal...

p/s... poor hafiz -_-" hihihi

Sunday, September 12, 2010

pesan si tukang kata

celik mata di awal pagi
greene kembali lagi
hilang macam houdini
muncul macam menteri

suka hijau-hijauan
kuat bagi saranan
dalam hal perempuan
ku hampir level "tuan"

pada gadis saya jgn cuba serong cerita
kalau adinda main pasti kanda main juga
jangan lupa kau kata kau ku yang punya
aku tahu diri kau ramai yang nak goda

cakap terang-terang
jika kau masih sayang
aku dah gila bayang
aku x main wayang

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Walking Tall


I'm an eighty eight born child with no talent except for talking shit and crapping all day long... i believe in fate and effort but still no change much happen in me life... bone thug and harmony at the same time and live me life to the fullest as Affeni Shakur once said after the great Pac dead... Bored with city life and prefer nature as i'm gettin older and seen things like wankstas and young sluts goes to club just to impress, not to feel the musics like i use to do it... dance!! fuck it if people says i dance like shit... if you're a good one, you don't even have time to watch me dancin bitch!! haha... lie and lies is the life of people today and i'm trying to get rid of it.... hypocrisy as people think they innocent while no one is like Prophet Muhammad... the truth is u're ugly frog from the pile of shit... Good precious lord for the life i've given and the family which is me life, mess with em' u're mess wit me... i'm a bustin your ass out homie!!! loved one is always in my mind... u make me stronger every single day to live on this filthy planet fill with lust and vengeance... smile with anger and cried for foolish... but still, earth is where i step on and no way i'm gonna give up living on it... i'm a grown man

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Serrrrrammmmmm Senin...

bila mata x boleh tido.. inilah kerja... mungkin otak yang kurang rehat menghasilkan idea-idea mengutuk insan lain... hahaha... tapi ini blog aku, dan aku menulis dari sudut pandangan mata aku yang x penting bagi siapa2 pun... aku menyelak-nyelak page internet dan terjumpa fashion pelik kat tanah melayu nih... yang paling best... aku tergelak sakan sorang-sorang mcm pontianak pkl 9 pagi... hehehe... aduyai memang dasar lalang... konon mengikut arus semasa, kalau elok xpe... skali mcm ni punya prangai pun ada... aku sendiri pun x perasan mana asal fashion ni, tapi rasa-rasa mcm jepun pun ada... tapi sumpah x boleh blah...

bayangkan lagi 10 tahun... macamana lak cara pemakaian budak2 kategori baru nak up nih... aku dulu pun ikut gak trend, aku dulu lebih kepada pengaruh hip hop/black music(50,tupac,bone thug)/dan rock(iron maiden, acdc, guns and roses)/metal pun ada gak sket2(metallica,aura noir,cradle)... tapi aku xde lak dress gaya hiphop sgt... mungkin seluar londeh dan boleh sapu lantai, tapi xde lak aku siang ngan bling2, plus dress up hiphop kire cool la kalau nak banding dgn gaya budak2 kat atas nih...

so far aku x pnah la nmpak live lg lalu depan mata... bkn nak cari gaduh ke ape... saje je.. pandang diorang dgn reaksi takut mcm nmpak alien... hahaha bru best... hahahaha.... x salah kan... x salah kan..

Friday, August 6, 2010

Alhamdulillah..


Yeap.. Our fight is over, she forgive me and i love her even more... no more acting stupid and childish... i'm a grown man... and this is it :) i love her!!!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

My Bad

Yeap... i was bad tempered, impatient and egoistic and that make my new relationship in jeopardy now... a little jokes from her make me became irrational and say stupid things such as breaking up... what the hell is wrong with me? why can't i just stay long in a relationship thingy? is it the curse some people throw at me or its just me?

I thought i just found the one but its getting harder now since i blow it, repairing is damn hard than building it, 100s nice moments can be blown away with just few sentences... oh my... its been a long long time since i felt this way, i used to be easy with break ups but this one killing me inside and out.

I don't want another stupid break up, i want her... girl u making me crazy over u, its like i'm tied up when i'm not with u... i want her to stay, i wanna stay, i want her, please god make this happen...

Saturday, July 31, 2010

Dalam sebuah gerabak...

Situasi A

Actors:2-3 orang(panggilan orang A,B,C)

Dialogue:
A:beb, smalam gua dnga ada budak kena bantai r kat *****... budak tu gua dnga cari pasal dgn bdk belah ******...

B:perghh... kalau cmtu r mmg patut r kene kitai... silap r bt hal dgn 3 line... HAHAHAHA

C:HAHAHAHA

B:ko knal ayah ******? aku rapat ngan anak sedara dia,

C:yeke... gua lak rapat ngan sorang abg long *****, mcm isi dgn kuku r....

A:but* r korang...gua kenal ramai r brader-brader ******, smua otai-otai punya

B&C: blah r lu... kene pukul cari kitorang gak.... HAHAHAHAHA....

A: mana ada!!! But* r... pant*t! bab*....
.........

Situasi B

Actors: 2 Orang wanita lingkungan awal 40an(sorang A, sorang B)

Dialogue:
A: kau perasan x si **** tu perut die makin besar?

B: ada jugak la, tapi aku ingatkan aku sorang je perasan...

A: eh, aku pun perasan la... yg buat aku lagi syak tu, aku x pernah tau dia da nikah, jgn2 kawin tanpa nikah x...hihihi

B: eh, ko ni ******** x baik tau, main tuduh2

A: alah... bende betul, bukan kita mengumpat ke ape, aku tanye je kalau kau perasan...

B: yelah kau tu....

.............

Situasi C

Actors: seorang lelaki 20an sedang berbual menerusi telefon bimbit (mungkin kekasih)

Dialogue:
L:hai muchuk abg.... tgh buat pe tu?
P:*********** ******* *****(aku x dnga ape pmpuan tu ckp)
L:alolololo... windu abg x? abg windu shangat2...hihihi
P:******* ************************* **** ***(aku x denga ape pmpuan tu ckp)
L:da mandi blom?
P:***(aku x dnga ape pmpuan tu ckp)
L:hehehe.. nak itot...
P:***** *****
L:hihihihihi... notty la anje abg nih...

-_-"

......................

Situasi D

Actors:2 orang gadis (anggaran bru tamat sekolah)

Dialogue:
A: weh, mlm td kat club ****** best gile... member i open table kaw2 punye
B: yeke? x ajak pun :(
A: ala beb... sori la... ade sorang mamat ni hot gile, tinggi, kaya pulak tu... die kwn member i yg open table tu... die kate i cute... hihihihihi
B: well... i rase x hot mcm this guy i jmpe kat private party hari tu... mix mat saleh tau... handsome... i bet he got huge **** hihihi... i don't mind if he want to have some fun with me...
A: eeuww... jahatnye u...
B: alah.. mcm la i x tau u pnah bt ape dgn that chinese guy kan...
A: so?
A&B: hahahaha....

................

Yeap... aku da jadi mcm seorang makcik yg busy body dlm train time aku nak blk ke shah alam hari tuh... ini lah sandiwara dunia hari ni, si muda nak rosakkan diri, si tua x sedar nak mati, tapi aku rasa agak terhibur la dengan perbualan-perbualan yang aku curi2 dengar mlm tu, sbb aku da kebosanan dalam komuter dari KL sentral ke Batu Tiga, dialog2 ni btol2 buat aku geli hati, menyampah, dan kesian terhadap2 beberapa individu yg aku telah curi perbualan mereka dan aku simpan di blog aku... hehehe...

Friday, July 23, 2010

sang ku riang episod 6

*lama tertunggak kerana seorang krew telah diberkas oleh pihak berkuasa kerana positif dadah jenis shieldtox blue

89/32 Jalan Buntu... ya, sememangnya sang ku riang telah menemui jalan buntu kali ini, namun jalan buntu sering kali mempunyai sambungan ke 43/21 Jalan Penyelesaian yang membawa beliau menuju ke sebuah kota lama "Tee Duck Ber Numb Ma"... khabarnya seorang gila telah mengamuk kerana tidak terpilih dalam menyertai pertandingan ratu-ratu kebaya kerana betis nya yang tegap mendada... bukan calang-calang orang dapat menentangnya, kerana ilmu muay kung fu nya telah berada di tahap tertinggi setinggi Sears Tower, Chicago, Illinois...(sedangkan si sang ku riang tidak tahu pun Chicago tu ape... tp ske mkn Chicago Beef kat 1901)

Sang ku riang melangkahkan kakinya yang hampir kebas akibat berjalan terlalu jauh meredah sungai dan 'highway', bukit bukau dan pejabat PTPTN, lautan dan cyber cafe... segalanya demi tuan puteri Sang Too Bonk yang di cintainya, alangkah tingginya martabat cintan sang ku riang yang mana sanggup meredah berbagai onak dan duri. Langkahan pertama sang ku riang diikuti dengan gerakan beberapa pasang anak mata yang mengekori gerak langkahnya, namun sang ku riang masih belum sedar akan dirinya sedang diperhatikan... beliau masih meneruskan perjalanan ke tengah kota yang mana bangunan sudah agak lusuh akibat tidak dijaga dan terabai... seperti biasa dengan rasa ingin tahu yang tinggi sang ku riang berteriak seakan memberitahu kehadirannya "Honey.. I'm home..." belum habis lagi dia berteriak, terdengar akan bunyi-bunyian seakan tin aluminium jatuh..."KEBABOMMM!!!"(lebih kurang)...

Sang ku riang tersentak lalu menoleh mencari-cari dari arah mana datangnya gema itu, dengan bersenjatakan senjata tradisional seperti AK47 7.62mm beliau bersedia menghadapi apa jua serangan, namun bunyi yang disangkakan datang dari musuh ternyata salah anggap namun sebaliknya hanyalah seorang gadis yang tersepak bom tangan buatan Jepun pada era 40an... gadis itu mengalami luka parah akibat letupan tersebut... jarinya mengalami kekejangan dan gincunya tidak sekata... sang ku riang berlari mendapatkan gadis tersebut dengan niat yang ikhlas ingin membantu dan mendapatkan nombor telefon. Setelah tiba di tempat letupan tersebut, sang ku riang menegur "How you doing?"... dan si gadis itu menoleh ke arah sang ku riang yang ada di belakangnya dan alangkah seramnya apabila.... bersambung

Thursday, July 22, 2010

wahai gadis...

wahai gadis,
andai kau tahu perasaan aku sebenar-benarnya,
andai kau mengerti kata-kata aku,
andai kau percayai janji-janji aku,
pasti kau sayang aku,

wahai gadis,
jika benar kata-kata mu,
jika benar perasaan aku,
jika ini takdir ku,
pasti aku sayang kamu,

wahai gadis,
kau bukan yang pertama,
kau memang aku sayang,
kau kuharapkan yang terakhir,
harap kita kekal bersama,

wahai gadis,
jangan kau main kan hati aku,
jangan sekali terlintas,
jangan kau sangka aku bohong,
tidak sesekali wahai gadis,

wahai gadis...
aku bukanlah seorang yang hebat berkata-kata sayang, aku cuma seorang insan yang dungu dari segi perhubungan, kurang memberi perhatian, mungkin kurang pandai dalam memanjakan kamu... namun aku tahu satu... aku kau punya, dan kau aku punya...

Saturday, July 17, 2010

what dieja think of me

who am i to you?
="my special one"

3 things she thought about me
="funny", "honest", "naughty"

what she called me
=baybee, B, sayang

My name on her phone book
=My GG ^^v

She want me to be...
=Her guardian angel

She want me...
='make me love u more... can u?' "can i?"

my type? not my type?




Is it? Is it? i've seen some people do read about horoscope, either their partner actually a their match, or some people do believes that their couple must be 'their cup of tea' or 'my type of girl/guy' to stay long enough in a relationship and without it, they wont make it... i don't really believe it.

What kind of a relationship is that if there is no challenge? to me, relationship starts with sharing where give and take must occur. They might get a little or so many different but in the end, if they want to make it happen, it will(insya'Allah).

But actually my point is, as a normal human being, i don't think there is any person who has the 100% same characteristics. Which is mean its impossible to find your 'type of girl/guy' and we can do is just work it on if you really want that relationship unless you don't want it, just give those excuses which are simple but still sucks because of commonly used as a break up lines... "we're different"

Human aren't unique if we're exactly the same, so... a little different means uniqueness and we have to explore especially when it comes to relationship so enjoy the sail and have a cup of tea!

p/s i don't know

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

butterflies in my belly


yeah... i'm in love again (^^)... her name is Dieja and its started on facebook page which i start saying comments "hello" on her picture, then getting better and better but there is some level not so better when i started to felt like she doesn't like after all so i kinda give it up, but she stopped me. She said she won't disappoint me anymore and at that moment, i smiled at myself and said "bingo"...(hehehe) not in the bad ways but of course i'm happy when i know a girl like me.

So we started to text each other, then she agreed to see me finally and it was a blow!... it become from the talk part to silent hill part... awkward moment. she was bored as i talked to her friend more than i talk to her, but then i have to go and sent her home with my dude as we received a call from other friends said there was something going on. So once again i thought, that's it for me... she is not my type but deep inside my heart, i still want her so i tell her that "u're not my type" but then she asked "why" the i realized that this girls usually react to this either they really like u or they just can't handle rejection.

But i took my chance and asked her to be mine, and she said yes... :)

p/s boring story isn't it? :)

Saturday, July 3, 2010

White Flag

Damn girl... u are 1 tough cat! u did text me when i'm not, but at the same time, you made me miserable on how to entertain you... you made me thinking, are you worth the workload that i must face just to be with you or maybe i should take my foot out of your shoe... well, i'm not in your shoe yet but i think i should take off then... (do stop me) hehehehe....

Friday, June 18, 2010

thousands of apology

Some of my posts might be offensive but please don't be! it is just for no fun reading from no fun writer... hehehe...

p/s i am mean!

What do you know?



<<< i really laugh out loud when i see this kind of picture!!! and if there is no law, i would love to cut it out your chest and yelled "as your wish!"

Hmm... before i start writing about this article, i would like to recall that i never write in a focus of one person, its just stuff that i think happens around us or accurately me. I'm not being sexism, racism, judgmental, or anything just like to write(well... maybe I'm pointing at certain person a lil' bit)

Hey, what do you really know about guys? is it the lying part? the sex part? the we-are-always-the-bad-man part? i know guys are mean sometime, and lie, and cheating, but most of it involve bad stuff especially when you got vengeance for man as you got dumped, cheated by boyfriend, maybe abused by man... And yes man are bad!(satisfied?)

But! did you ever wonder, why most of us act that way sometimes, or even always act that way to you? have you ever thought that way? well if you did, you might be the smartest women i ever know. Because to be honest, i didn't see that coming from girls! They said they know man, but still get ended up hurt, sucker, or whatever! so why did you say you know man? now that my friends... you're not know man! you just comforting your self by giving the most pathetic compliments to make yourself comfortable and winning the NOTHING!

As an example, you said that man are lying, so what? girls don't do that? not even a tiny one? still LYING! and secondly, you might said..."i JUST want a guy who LOVE me as i am" BULLSHIT!!! if that so, why don't you have a relationship with psychopath because I'm telling you they are damn straight-to-the-point! if you're ugly, they tell you, if you're make them angry, they beat you up! simple... don't you wanna faithful-man-which-never-cheat-on-me, or they-love-me-for-who-i-am. No you can't can you?

What i see is, girls don't really know what they want actually, secondly they don't wanna admit this and thirdly they will totally deny those first two. They would like a guy with sensitivity, a great listener when she want to say things or even cry with her when she is sad. But in the same time they want a strong guy who can lead and never fall-a-tear when things are down and depressing. A tower of emotional ability, but strong knight in the shining armor, wise, a-walking-bank-account, and a tiger in bed.

What i mean is, nobody is perfect! look at you, you might be angry reading this but if you're with a man now, you don't have to wasting your time reading this as in you are grown enough and mature enough to have a relationship. You gotta learn that if a man left you, its mean you! something is wrong with you and stop blaming on one sided because we don't care! we spent our time laughing and make jokes with friends while you having the how-could-he-did-this-to-me moments at home. A tiger wont eat until they were hungry if you know what i mean... You gotta feed them, and they'll be the protector, the guardian because man don't operate like girls, we are easy! We lie because we bored(you are not hot enough), we dump because you sucks, and we eat because we hungry.

p/s ohh.. i suck! i know... ;(

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Angan-angan...


<<Daydream by Paul Cesar Helleu

Yeap! dalam dunia sekarang, semua nak kena bayar, nak parking, nak buang air, nak minum air, buang air balik, makan, buang air besar... itu baru cerita soal "nature call", dan keperluan hidup, belum lagi yang mencakupi keinginan pulak, jadi aku kebanyakan masa terluang aku isi dengan berangan dan aku rasa ramai lagi yg suka berangan nih sebab free dan selalunya angan-angan mesti yang baik-baik, indah-indah.

Kalau bab berangan ni, aku memang suka sebab kekadang bila aku tengah lepak dengan kawan-kawan pun aku sempat berangan dan termenung (sape prasan?) bukan apa, memang aku jenis kuat termenung dan lagi suka khayal (bkn under influence!). Antara angan-angan yang aku rasa paling top adalah berangan nak jadi kaya atau pun berjaya dalam hidup, ada kadang-kadang berangan "kalau lah aku ada RM 10,000,000.00 dalam akaun" x pun... "kalau la aku sepupu Bill Gates" dan kadang-kadang bagi lelaki "kalau lah Reese Witherspoon tu gf aku" ataupun "XXX" (hehehe)

Apa angan-angan selalunya bergantung pada apa yang seseorang individu itu inginkan, atau impikan dan mula memasang angan-angan dan langkah usaha dimulakan, itu yang sebaik-baiknya ataupun sekadar angan-angan yang terus di angankan (macam aku) tanpa sebarang usaha atau langkah untuk memastikan angan-angan tadi mungkin jadi kenyataan.

Orang-orang genius kebanyakannya berangan sebagai sumber inspirasi seperti Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, dan menjadikan usahawan-usahawan berjaya seperti Richard Branson dan Peter Jones dan orang-orang yang kreatif seperti Walt Disney dan Beethoven. Mereka menggunakan angan-angan sebagai sumber inspirasi, pendorong, ilham dan sasaran atau arah tujuan dalam hidup.

Jadi berangan tak salah, tapi jangan la setakat berangan sampai lebam, make it happen!!!

p/s aku pun x tau ape aku merepek... hihihi

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

APA MASALAH KAU?

Nak menunjuk? Nak bajet hebat? Dah keras sgt? X takut? Berani? Uish.. geli la tgk gamba-gamba kau!... sumpah! apa motif kau nak letak mende2 camtuh? apa moral of the story kau? cam haram je perangai, bajet da kebal sgt ke? dah xde kerja lain nak buat? benci aku, dulu sket2 je, skarang da banyak, jijik dan meluat aku tgk!!!!

Sumpah geli tgk gambar2 yg ko post, semua gamba org pecah kepala, badan terbelah, kena cincang, kena langgar...cam haram, sumpak psiko la syial org2 cam ko! ko igt tuhan kasi kulit kat badan manusia tu utk ape? dan ko x pnah pikir ke kalau la mayat ko, org post utk jd bahan gurauan? bapak xde tamadun?

Friday, June 4, 2010

Si tua bongkok...

Dunia akhir zaman

Satu dunia gempar bila komando israel menyerang kapal konvoi, menggegar bumi Gaza, walaupun setelah berpuluh-puluh tahun bumi Palestine dihentam peluru israel, di robek bom, dirobek dengan tuduhan sebagai pengganas oleh puak yahudi yang satu masa dahulu hanyalah sebuah kaum yang tidak bertanah, tidak mempunyai negeri, namun kini mereka memegang dunia seolah-olah mereka adalah kaum majoriti.

Terus-terang aku katakan...

aku kagum dengan yahudi, benar-benar bangkit dari abu selepas ditindas, dibunuh, dan diseksa pada zaman perang dunia ke-2, mereka bangkit setelah jatuh, berjaga selepas mimpi ngeri, dan terus mara tanpa menoleh ke belakang lagi, perancangan demi perancangan dilakukan demi menjatuhkan musuh mereka iaitu Islam, dan setakat ini.... rancangan mereka amat berjaya. Dengan perang psikologi yang mereka sebarkan melalui arak, dadah, seks, dan cara hidup yang amat bertentangan dengan ajaran Islam, amat mendapat sambutan dari umat Islam sendiri.

Aku tidak ingin berkhutbah, cuma sekadar mencurahkan apa yang terpendam...

aku juga byk berbuat dosa dari dahulu hingga kini dan hingga saat nafas aku terhenti. Aku pernah merasa nikmat hidup yang dikatakan "jiwa muda" oleh golongan muda zaman ini, aku pernah minum minuman keras, aku merokok dan aku pernah merasa hubungan yang sepatutnya halal selepas pernikahan, cuma aku masih tidak pernah menyentuh dadah yang pada aku amat berbahaya untuk seorang yang amat tipis imannya seperti aku. Dan terus-terang padaku, dadah itu najis!

Sudahlah tentang aku, cerita untuk kita...

mujurlah aku tiada ramai pembaca, kalau tidak.. mesti aku dah dibenci masyarakat sebab isi penulisan aku kekadang berunsur perkauman terhadap bangsa aku sendiri, tapi ini apa yang aku nampak dan apa yang aku fikirkan, bukan tarik perhatian, tapi apa yang aku rasa kebenaran, dunia kian tua, dan seingat aku... aku pernah terdengar yang mana tatkala Rasulullah SAW diangkat ke langit dalam peristiwa Isra Mikraj, Rasulullah telah berjumpa dengan seorang tua yang bongkoknya hanya tinggal sejengkal dari tanah, dan Jibrail berkata "itu lah usia bumi"... dan peristiwa Isra Mikraj itu berlaku pada 27 Rejab setahun sebelum peristiwa Hijrah bersamaan 721 masihi... bayangkan tua nya usia si bumi.

Tanda-tanda kecil sudah berlaku:

Antara TANDA-TANDA KIAMAT KECIL berdasarkan hadis

1. Penaklukan Baitulmuqaddis.

Dari Auf b. Malik r.a., katanya, “Rasulullah s. a. w. telah bersabda:”Aku menghitung enam perkara menjelang hari kiamat.”Baginda menyebutkan salah satu di antaranya, iaitu penaklukan Baitulmuqaddis.”-Sahih Bukhari

2. Zina bermaharajalela.

“Dan tinggallah manusia-manusia yang buruk, yang seenaknya melakukan persetubuhan seperti himar (keldai). Maka pada zaman mereka inilah kiamat akan datang.” – Sahih Muslim

3. Bermaharajalela alat muzik.
“Pada akhir zaman akan terjadi tanah runtuh, rusuhan dan perubahan muka.” Ada yang bertanya kepada Rasulullah; “Wahai Rasulullah bila hal ini terjadi?” Baginda menjawab;”Apabila telah bermaharajalela bunyi-bunyian (muzik) dan penyanyi-penyanyi wanita” – Ibnu Majah

4. Menghias masjid dan membanggakannya.

“Di antara tanda-tanda telah dekatnya kiamat ialah manusia bermegah-megahan dalam mendirikan masjid” – Riwayat Nasai

5. Munculnya kekejian, memutuskan silaturrahim dan hubungan dengan tetangga tidak baik.
“Tidak akan datang kiamat sehingga banyak perbuatan dan perkataan keji, memutuskan hubungan silaturahim dan sikap yang buruk dalam tetangga.” – Riwayat Ahmad dan Hakim

6. Ramai orang soleh meninggal dunia.
“Tidak akan datang hari kiamat sehingga Allah mengambil orang-orang yang baik dan ahli agama di muka bumi, maka tiada yang tinggal padanya kecuali orang-orang yang hina dan buruk yang tidak mengetahui yang makruf dan tidak mengingkari kemungkaran -Riwayat Ahmad

7. Orang hina mendapat kedudukan terhormat.
“Di antara tanda-tanda semakin dekatnya kiamat ialah dunia akan dikuasai oleh Luka’ bin Luka’ (orang yang bodoh dan hina). Maka orang yang paling baik ketika itu ialah orang yang beriman yang diapit oleh dua orang mulia” -Riwayat Thabrani

8. Mengucapkan salam kepada orang yang dikenalnya sahaja.
“Sesungguhnya di antara tanda-tanda telah dekatnya hari kiamat ialah manusia tidak mahu mengucapkan salam kepada orang lain kecuali yang dikenalinya saja.” -Riwayat Ahmad

9. Banyak wanita yang berpakaian tetapi hakikatnya telanjang.
Diriwayatkan dari Abu Hurairah r.a.
“Di antara tanda-tanda telah dekatnya hari kiamat ialah akan muncul pakaian-pakaian wanita dan apabila mereka memakainya keadaannya seperti telanjang.”

10. Bulan sabit kelihatan besar.
“Di antara tanda-tanda telah dekatnya hari kiamat ialah menggelembung (membesarnya) bulan sabit.”
- Riwayat Thabrani

11. Banyak dusta dan tidak tepat dalam menyampaikan berita.

“Pada akhir zaman akan muncul pembohong-pembohong besar yang datang kepadamu dengan membawa berita-berita yang belum pernah kamu dengar dan belum pernah didengar oleh bapa-bapa kamu sebelumnya, kerana itu jauhkanlah dirimu dari mereka agar mereka tidak menyesatkanmu dan memfitnahmu”- Sahih Muslim

12. Banyak saksi palsu dan menyimpan kesaksian yang benar.
“Sesungguhnya sebelum datangnya hari kiamat akan banyak kesaksian palsu dan disembunyikan kesaksian yang benar”- Riwayat Ahmad

13. Negara Arab menjadi padang rumput dan sungai.

“Tidak akan datang hari kiamat sehingga negeri Arab kembali menjadi padang rumput dan sungai-sungai.”

Ya Allah...

Sungguh aku tidak bersedia, menghadap detik akhir zaman, dunia yang aku kenali akan hancur ibarat sebuah hamparan yang digulung, bukit-bukau dan gunung-ganang menjadi padang, si gagah merayu keampunan, si jelita tidak dihirau, namun yang beriman terhadapNya menjadi isi syurga...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

melayu vs mat salleh

Wow... terkejutnye saye(walaupun x brape heran pun dan teruja pun ade tgk) apabila seorang gadis berbangsa melayu duduk dikerusi kedai mamak memakai skirt dan duduk mengalahkan seorang lelaki, mendedahkan yang sepatutnya disimpan... (*_*) rambang mata gak la bila aku tengok hal macam tu... yela sebagai sorang lelaki aku mngambil kesempatan gak menjamu mata tapi x lama la (serious!!!) depan kwn2 aku nampak mcm seronok menonton "free show" tapi dalam hati aku terasa gak sikit yang anak bangsa aku jadi macam ni... murah dan mudah! aku mengaku aku pun memang nakal sikit ngan gadis-gadis nih tapi x la merosakkan sesape yg masih elok, sebab kalau dah rosak memang konfem aku 'overhaul' bak ayat sorang member aku hehehe...

beginilah keadaan budak2 melayu terutamanya (bangsa lain aku x heran pun) yang nak jadi samseng taik anjing, nak jadi perempuan murahan, kalau boleh nak jadi mat salleh yg dah sah-sah berniat nak jahanamkan Islam... kalau benar apa yang aku nampak, memang apa yang 'free mason' dan yahudi lakhnat rancangkan memang menjadi lah... dengan arak, seks, dadah... maka musnahlah sesebuah bangsa dan agamanya... pasal akidah, aku x berani cerita sebab aku bkn insan mulia apatah lagi nak mengaku tentera fissabilillah...

mudah-mudahan mereka yang tersesat akan menemui semula jalan yang benar, dan aku tujukan untuk aku gak yang sememangnya masih mencari-cari jalan pulang setelah jauh tersasar dari landasan... amin

Saturday, May 15, 2010

to her...

How glad the many millions of annabelles and lillians
Would be to capture me
But you had such persistence, you wore down my resistance
I fell and it was swell

Im your big and brave and handsome romeo
How I won you I shall never never know
Its not that you're attractive
But, oh, my heart grew active
When you came into view

Ive got a crush on you, sweetie pie
All the day and night-time give me sigh
I never had the least notion that
I could fall with so much emotion

Could you coo, could you care
For a cunning cottage we could share
The world will pardon my mush
Cause I have got a crush on you

Could you coo, could you care
For a cunning cottage
That we could share
The world will pardon my mush
Cause I have got a crush, my baby, on you

Saturday, May 8, 2010

You lookin' good... (omg!!! what should i say? what should i say?)

If you dated someone or still dating, you'll know sometimes you're out of topic to to talk to him/her.. and might end up with another failure or you'll be labeled as another typical guy/girl or even worse... you are a BORING person and end up being a friend, i did not say or even try to say I'm the pro here because this is usually happens (believe me!) to me from time to time but people learn from mistakes... did you?

First thing first! make sure you really like this girl/guy to make sure the effort you're about to make, if you just want to showed off, it might end up with you acting like a jerk in front of him/her and the person you want to showing off to. Realize the "how much i want him/her" as a measurement as wise man said, "wheres a want, there is a will"... there is you go... the first step!

I know... i know.. what is the purpose of last paragraph if I'm gonna talk about topics on a dating, but if you are wise enough... the wanting effects the will because to ask a girl/guy out is hard enough, what else? to find a topic to talk? Its all shown in body language and this is freaking important because 50% of communication constitute from body language! It'll show how much you like the person you dating, if you're uncomfortable with him/her, or if you just want to get laid (hooorraaahhh!!!)

Understand? (hope you do ;))

Topics..... Urghh! Commons are 1. How many brothers and sisters do you have? 2.What do you do for a living? 3.What's your favorite song? and so on... I'm not saying these are useless..
its important unless you dated a whore and just want to get laid, what i mean is you need is killer topics to make him/her look at you and said "this one no boring person" or "he/she is cool" try talk about your hypothetical, such as "what would you do if you won a million dollar"... or "If they could date any of celebrities" play a little game with him/her... make it interesting! asking for favorites is great too but they tend to be on earlier, before you ask them for a date... you know common way before you ask people out here... facebook, myspace, friends of a friend... I'm not saying that is the way, but I'm talking about here, our country, my country :)

Why don't you try impress him/her a little bit with sharing your ambitions and goals, but not too much because it might show you're nothing but a dreamer and showed off or even a liar! Try this "I'm thinking about do some business, a restaurant maybe" make it sounds nice and not cocky! don't try "I'm thinking about do some business, a multimillion dollar empire maybe" while you can't even afford to but a C class Mercedes... make it logical buddy!

Don't forget to make some jokes... not too much... how do you know to tell the right amount of jokes? its up to you buddy! girls do tend to like guys with jokes and so do guys like girls with jokes... but like i said... beware... too much jokes and you'll become friends not potentials aite!

The rest it should come naturally! trust me because the moment you started to feel comfortable with him/her, you'll realized what him/her really interest in... if she/he is a gold digger, you will know... but beware of tricks under sleeves as nowadays most people are exposed to dating and flirting tips... What i gave in this post might be useful or useless and i totally write it from out of my mind! sorry if u find this is nothing but full of crap peace!

relationsip status: in a relationship? its complicated? engaged? married?


Instead of writing about a person which i hate or which i love, i prefer to write generally... from the eyes of this smoker... I've been in few relationship and still did not understand it, what does a partner want from the other? Is it the security? financially? love? or lust..? I often believed that every time i dated a new girl, and we're in a relationship... in my heart I'm gonna say that "she's the one" without second thoughts... why? i mean come on... i believe its not just me who think that way... most people in relationship must be thinking this way, which "you jump, i jump", "till death do us part" bullshit... or maybe i didn't met with one yet...

This is what i want to talk about... how do we know if he/she is the one? for me... The girl i want to marry is when i felt... she's the first one i want to see in the morning, she is the one i want to spent my life with, she is the one i would die for and blah..blah..blah.. but there's a thing, i don't want to get married in a year or two so that is why i don't want to have serious relationship, because serious relationship is suppose to be naturally, it take time and not planned! because most people said it in the very beginning of a relationship, "i want to get serious with her/him" or "this is it" without even know him or her truly... (this is what i saw)...

My point is... "jodoh di tangan Allah!" so no need to rush things up, plus... what a relationship is without surprise... it must go naturally like at first we like each other, we dating, if it is failed say goodbye! if it is success go on to next level! there is your surprise people.. because we never knew what to expect from a relationship... when we're at dating process, try to know him/her likes and dislike but make sure they know yours too! we gotta be selfish sometime people!

But... there's a but! some people never know why we dump a person... they only think we are playa/mean/jerk haha... (however this is true sometime) maybe they just can't take that they are not meant to be together and for me if that girl is not right for me... i dump her! not for showing off that i can get another girl or something but it is for my self... for the sake of ME! (^_^)...

After the break up, moving on is the next part of relationship... for me moving on is not getting a new girl as soon as possible just to show it off to your ex! its the way u handle the break up... most of the person who got dumped might think, "oh he/she dumped me... he/she must got someone else!" why must you think of that way? in some occasions yes! but there other reason... might be " you sucks!" haha... kidding! maybe it is better that way...

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Hero!!!

"Aww... abg ni gagah dan berani" haha.. mungkin ini yang tersirat dalam pemikiran sang jejaka apabila berjaya menunjuk taringnya dihadapan gadis... oh tidak!!! atau mungkin benar ada sang gadis yang berfikiran cmtu? hmm... susah gak nak ditentukan... berbalik pada sang jejaka tadi.. setelah berjaya menghalang dari sang durjana lain yang cuba memandang, menegur, mengurat atau apa-apalah... pasti perasaan bangga menerpa ke setiap pelusuk jiwa dan raga beliau... walaupun kekadang tu, lelaki lain tu tak berniat pun nak menggatal sebab mereka sekadar berkawan dan mereka saling kenal sebelum kau kenal sang gadis ni tadi... relax brother!!! Benda macam ni banyak kali terjadi dalam hidup tak kira lelaki atau perempuan, tapi banyak jadi sesama lelaki la aku rase... sikap "over protective" mungkin disebabkan rasa terancam atau ego tak bertempat dan akhirnya mengancam orang lain... sebab aku pernah tengok sesama kawan berlaku hal-hal macam ni, bayang kan kalau bukan kawan pulak... mau mati mamat yang tegur tu... tapi hati-hati! bukan semua kurang kuat dari anda... cuba atasi dengan berfikiran terbuka, andaikata memang si durjana itu cuba mengurat gadis anda, pada aku, biarkan aje dan tengok sejauh mana gadis anda ini berurusan dengan si durjana ini tadi... dari situ kita tau sejauh mana si gadis ini mahukan anda... dan tahu lah anda sejauh mana taat setia beliau... sebab kalau si durjana ni sibuk mengurat gadis anda dan anda sibuk nak "declare" perang dan tunjuk samseng tapi "last-last" si gadis ini memilih si durjana tadi.. anda gak yang mnjawab... dan kena gelak dgn kwn2 (sumpah aku gelak) tapi fahamilah apa yang aku cuba sampaikan, selagi si durjana tidak melampaui batas... bertenang bro! awek tu anda yang punya... tak nak org tegur/senyum/pandang... kasi simpan dia kat rumah! Oo.. lupa pulak die AWEK anda, bukan ISTERI!!!

Thursday, April 22, 2010

the little birdy

one, two, three, four...
what you've been looking for?
your mouth speaks more
are you making peace or war

yesterday i told u my pain
tomorrow the secrets reach Spain
left me nothing but stain on my face
u did it really on your best

little birdy
u be the middleman
are you try to be the press
little birdy
you are making mess
you really do your best
little birdy
you telling the whole world
the shit is straighten up or curl
little birdy
you flying low to tell
how much i wish u burn in hell

now you've caused a mess
you nothing but a bitch in a dress
little birdy i really wish u hit by the bus

*i've been thinkin this might be new song haha... written at 6.30 a.m friday, 23rd April 2010

Sunday, April 18, 2010

aku sebijik pendrive...

Aku sebiji pendrive, aku diberi nama "queenstone XG16tb", aku diberi nama 'tb' bukan kerana aku dijangkiti virus TB tetapi kerana mewakili saiz storan aku iaitu "16TB (16 terlebih bait)" aku dilahirkan di sebuah kilang yang berteknologi tinggi untuk memasang komponen-komponen komputer masa kini.

Setelah dibungkus dengan kemas, aku dihantar ke kedai-kedai peralatan komputer yang mana aku dan kembar-kembar ku akan dijual seperti hamba atau mungkin seperti belacan di pasaran gelap, cuma di kedai yang mana aku dan saudara-saudara ku yang lain di jual ini tempatnya terang benderang. Diam tak diam, rupanya dihadapan ku terdapat beberapa buah 'pendrive' lagi, dan aku sempat mengenali salah sebiji dari mereka.... "Wati" namanya... sungguh indah nama itu, alangkah bagusnya jika aku mendapat nama sedemikian, tapi.. malang nasibku... Wati telah dibeli oleh seseorang umpama 'kupu-kupu malam' dan pergi meninggalkan aku sendirian di rak bahagian "storage device" berdekatan dengan bahagian "speaker" yang senantiasa membingitkan gegendang telinga aku.

Pada suatu hari, seorang lelaki telah datang dan menjadi tuan ku buat selamanya... aku kini sentiasa diguna pakai untuk kerja-kerja hariannya. Tidak kira di pejabat atau pun ke parti-parti liar, mahupun semasa khutbah jumaat, aku sentiasa dibawa untuk menyimpan data-data penting bagi tuan ku. Ingin ku kenalkan namanya... Tom Marshall Hoyeh... seorang penganalisa saham-saham yang berpotensi untuk dilaburkan oleh syarikat-syarikat swasta seperti sport toto, magnum 4d dan lain-lain...

Beberapa bulan telah berlalu dan syarikat-syarikat lain telah mengeluarkan kaum-kaum sejenis ku untuk dijual dengan rekaan yang lebih menarik dan saiz simpanan yang lebih besar, tuan aku sudah mula berminat untuk membeli sebuah lagi 'Pendrive' untuk digunakan dalam hal ehwal kerjanya... dan aku pula untuk menyimpan lagu-lagu dan video klip lucah kegemarannya. Pada mulanya aku merasa seperti masih lagi berguna dan mampu berkhidmat demi tuan aku, sehinggalah pada suatu hari, aku telah dijangkiti sejenis virus yang belum ditemui penawarnya... Sudahlah jatuh ditimpa signboard, aku telah disahkan corrupted dan dibaling ke lantai sebagai tanda marah oleh tuan ku terhadap nasibnya yang malang... kini aku telah hancur berderai dan hati ku juga kerana menjadi alat pelepas geram yang amat berkesan...

Begitulah nasib diriku, aku sebijik pendrive...

Saturday, April 17, 2010

All I HEARD IS...

BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... AND THEN BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... PERIOD!

NEW PARAGRAPH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH... BLAH...

THANK YOU

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

D.R.A.M.A.

D=Drama itself

R=for Royalty

A=for major Attention

M=dude... where's your Maturity?

A=think before u take any Action

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Once i closed my eyes

as the 1st breath i took
there will be the last
as promised
i will shut my eyes

the love and joy i felt
the friends and enemies i made
foods i tasted
water i drank
those words i spoke

the people i hurts
the people i cheered
the people i troubled
the people i helped

everything will be leaved behind
but i am sure
it will be memorable
for my soul and my beloved people

as sweet as morning breeze
much better than honey
bitter than raw coffee
too much to say

the only thing to think of
God,
please forgive me for what I've done
all mistakes and sins

for person i love the most
Mom,
I'm not the best son in the world
but I'm not the worse

for person i respected the most
Dad,
I'm sorry i fought too many battles
but found nothing in return

for person i care the most
Lil Sis,
I'm not a good role model
don't follow my lead or I'll beat your arse! hehe...

to my brothers and sisters in arms
take a good care of yourself
this fat man can't look after all of you anymore
pray for me once my name cross your mind

i shut my eyes... forever

*(i'm not dying, just this thing cross my mind)

Monday, April 5, 2010

HARAP MAAF, SIARAN DRAMA SANG KU RIANG TERKENDALA KERANA SEORANG KREW TELAH DITANGKAP OLEH PIHAK BERKUASA KERANA POSITIF DADAH JENIS SHIELTOX BLUE

Friday, March 19, 2010

sang ku riang episod 5


Sambungan episod 4... nyanyian sang ku riang terhenti kerana beliau terdengar suara merdu berlagu (dengan not C#7) "woi, diam la mangkuk!" yang sememangnya ditujukan kepada sang ku riang... puas dia mencari dari mana datangnya suara yang seolah memanggil-manggil sang ku riang... setelah puas mencari, sang ku riang putus asa dan meneruskan perjalanan hinggalah tiba sebuah kampung yang diberi nama 'tar coat hunt too"... dari pintu gerbang ke kampung itu... terlihatlah beberapa buah rumah usang lagi menyeramkan yang tersergam indah seperti banglo, semi D dan condo setinggan... lagi tambah menyeramkan, terdapat beberapa kubur tidak bernama di tepi laluan pejalan kaki, dan di setiap nisan terdapat 'greeting card' 'happy Halloween' sang ku riang mula berasa seram sejuk di bulu kakinya, namun dia cuba buat tak endah dengan meneruskan perjalanan tatkala hari semakin gelap dan langit menunjukkan tanda hari akan hujan tidak lama lagi, sang ku riang cuba mencari tempat berteduh dengan menuju ke rumah paling mewah dengan harapan dapat merasa santapan yang lazat-lazat... beliau tiba di sebuah rumah yang tersergam indah bak istana, bertatah kan daun nipah sebagai atap, kayu reput sebagai dinding, dan lampu pelita sebagai "garden light".. sang ku riang memberi salam dengan hormat dan harapan "woi, baik kau bukak pintu ni sebelum aku pecahkan"... tidak berapa lama... terdengar pintu dikuak dan muncul satu lembaga yang didepan pintu menjemput sang ku riang masuk ke dalam, sang ku riang memulakan langkah ke arah pintu rumah tersebut, semakin jelas susuk tubuh seorang perempuan berusia dalam lingkungan awal 20an... lalu dinyalakan lampu picit LED dan menyuluh wajah gadis itu, sungguh cantik wajahnya... tapi sayangnya... bermisai! tapi sang ku riang mengabaikan paras rupa gadis itu kerana ingin tumpang berteduh pada malam itu... setibanya di dalam rumah, si gadis itu menjemput sang ku riang menjamu selera dengan santapan makan malam yang sungguh enak dan lazat seperti ayam langgar panggang, kambing keracunan masak sup, dan ikan bandaraya goreng... sang ku riang sungguh berselera menghadap santapan yang disediakan oleh si gadis itu, selepas bersantap, sang ku riang mengucap syukur dan menyalakan sebatang rokok malroy... beliau dalam keadaan "topless" dan menayangkan tubuh sasa kurang zat kepada gadis ayu bermisai itu... mereka berbual tentang topik semasa seperti "foreign exchange", "stock exchange" dan kelemahan lain "superman"... sedang rancak berbual, tiba-tiba guruh berdentum memecah keheningan malam yang sememangnya sunyi ditemani bunyi cengkerik dan lagu-lagu "R&B" dan "house" dari 'club "euw fo ria"' kampung seberang, maka terdiam lah sang ku riang dan si gadis misai itu seketika, seumpama melihat 'paranormal activity' di depan mata... selepas itu sang ku riang cuba memulakan bicara semula namun si gadis itu hanya diam dan tersenyum... senyuman yang amat menyeramkan pada sesiapa yang memandang... sang ku riang mula terdiam dan terasa bulu kakinya meremang, gadis misai itu mula berubah menjadi suatu lembaga yang tidak amat menyeramkan sang ku riang... lembaga hasil dalam negeri! sang ku riang sudah 2 tahun cuba lari dari membayar cukai pendapatan atas alasan membayar hutang "ah ngah"... sang ku riang akhirnya menjelaskan secara online dan dibebaskan dari sitaan harta benda... subuh telah tiba... suara unggas sudah mula memecah keheningan pagi dan sang ku riang baru terjaga tidur berteman mimpi ngeri... setelah mandi dan bersiap-siap untuk memulakan perjalanan semula, gadis bermisai itu menyiapkan sedikit sarapan untuk sang ku riang santap sebelum memulakan perjalanan sejauh 290.21km ke 'ai don ting so'... setelah mengucapkan terima kasih atas tumpangan beliau di rumah si gadis ayu bermisai itu, sang ku riang meneruskan perjalanan ke arah 324.43.12 km tenggara... sehingga kini perjalanan sang ku riang masih belum menemui jalan buntu dan rintangan yang melemahkan semangat beliau... hinggalah sang ku riang tiba ke sebatang jalan beralamat, 89/32 JALAN BUNTU... bersambung...

Sunday, March 14, 2010

sang ku riang episod 4

sambungan episod 3.... dengan berbekalkan azam dan tekad yang tinggi, serta khasiat dari pemakanan spirulina, sang ku riang meneruskan perjalanan ke black area "ai don ting so"... memulakan perjalanan ke kubu kuat malla per tucka untuk mengembalikan tuan puteri sang too bonk... sebermulanya perjalanan sang ku riang, beliau terserempak dengan seorang buta yang bercita-cita tinggi untuk melanjutkan pelajaran dan menjadi pakar mata di hospital doktor Ismadie yang terletak di jalan sekantan berdekatan perkarangan komplex beli belah "ke el si si" ... sedang si buta meraba-raba dalam gelap, sang ku riang dengan penuh sopan santunnya memberi salam kepada si buta itu... "oi budak"... lalu si buta itu menjawab dengan kasar... "ye saya, boleh hamba bantu?" lalu berbuallah kedua-dua manusia ini tadi... sang ku riang amat berbesar hati ingin membantu si buta ini tadi, dengan menggulungkan segulung rokok malroy 20's extreme hard pack, beliau berfikir hingga lah sang ku riang teringat akan satu jenis tumbuhan yang dapat membantu si buta ini menjadi celik tapi tidak semestinya cerdik, tapi si buta ini berani mengambil risiko untuk mencuba perubatan herba ini tadi... herba ini amat sukar mencarinya, sedangkan nama tumbuhan ini pun sukar untuk disebut, "room poot", herba ini amat tinggi khasiatnya... dikatakan dapat menyembuhkan penyakit seperti... cekik darah, naik hantu, b1n1, dan 1001 penyakit lain... lalu dicubanya pada si buta malang dan bercita-cita tinggi itu... dengan izin tuhan... si buta itu telah sembuh sepenuhnya dan menjadi celik matanya... namun buta akalnya... hinggakan dia tidak lagi mengenali dirinya sendiri, puas ditatap kad pengenalan, namun dia tidak percaya itu namanya... "pim mai raid". Sebelum ini beliau menyangkakan nama beliau seindah "ri kar do kaka" atau "keris ti ya no ronaldo" namun anggapan seindah mimpi yang hilang bila tiba pagi... namanya seburuk kain buruk dan busuk lagi hina dan tercampak di merata-rata... sang ku riang cuba menjelaskan bahawa itu semua dugaan, si "pim mai raid" akur dengan kehendak takdir... setelah bersalam-salaman, sang ku riang meneruskan perjalanan dengan perasaan riang dan 15.3% takbur kerana berjaya menolong seorang buta... kini perjalanan sang ku riang lebih kurang 345.21 km sahaja lagi... dan masa terasa begitu lambat berlalu untuk dia tiba ke "ai don ting so", namun semangat sang ku riang masih belum luntur tatkala beliau menyanyi-nyanyi lagu romantis 40an... sehinggalah nyanyianya terhenti kerana... bersambung

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

this is what i found....

60 THINGS A GAL/LADY/WOMAN WANTS BUT WONT ASK FOR!!

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her 1 of your sweatshirts
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her everywhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING

11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she can't get to her friends. it makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?

16. Always hug her and say hi whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she's beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.

21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car (if any)- it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she's your everything - ONLY if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her- if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT- so just hug her.
24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE IT AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US

26. DON'T lie to her
27. DON'T cheat on her!
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants

29. Text messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at work {or school}, and how much you MISS her.
30. Be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can ALWAYS count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER BECAUSE, IT'S IMPORTANT

31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold YOU too.
32. When you are ALONE hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the CHEEK: (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her LIGHTLY.
35. Dont EVER tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT


36. When people DISS her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her EYES and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the STARS and put her head on your chest so you can cuddle.
39. When walking next to each other grab her HAND.
40. When you hug her HOLD her in your arms as long as possible

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call or text her EVERY night to wish her SWEET DREAMS
42. COMFORT her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for LONG walks at night.
44. ALWAYS remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much u love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while sitting on her.
46. Rub her back--feels good
47. Give her your coat if she's cold--thats always cute
48. Write letters on her back with your finger--feels good ;D
49. Let her sit on your lap
50. DON'T poke her hard...but if you want to mess around just do it lightly.
51. HOLD her HAND in PUBLIC.
52. Even if she looks BAD one day tell her she's BEAUTIFUL
53. Keep conversations flowing...talk about anything usually they just go along with it.
54. If their hair is in their face move it out of her face and then kiss her passionatley and gently.
55. Surprisingly sneek up on her and hug her from behind--loves it.
56. Kiss her in the rain.
57. Pick her up like in The Notebook and kiss her.
58. Slow dance with no music
59. Don't ignore her or be nerveous around her--everything is going to be okay.
60. Love her, kiss her, hold her, and you'll be good to go

sang ku riang episod 3

Sambungan episod 2... Setelah 3 minggu, sang ku riang kembali sihat setelah menjalani latihan intensif "physio" di hospital kerajaan yang berdekatan... kini tiba lah masa untuk sang ku riang memulakan perjalanan merentas desa, kota, laut, banjaran, bukit bukau, sungai, factory-factory, ladang-ladang, dan stable kuda untuk tiba ke sebuah "black area" bernama ai don ting so yang mana malla per tucka dan konco-konco kongsi gelapnya bermaharajalela dengan sewenang-wenangnya tanpa memikirkan kesan negatif terhadap golongan remaja dan kanak-kanak... mengikut maklumat sulit oleh mami jarum berdekatan, tuan puteri sang too bonk disembunyikan di daerah "black area" ai don ting so itu... suatu pagi yang indah, sang ku riang telah mengemas-ngemas perkakasan untuk dibawa bersama demi memudahkan perjalanannya nanti... setelah membawa peralatan seperti minyak gamat dan spirulina, sang ku riang pun memulakan perjalanannya ke ai don ting so... perjalanan sejauh 400 km itu pun dimulakan... langkah kanan dimulakan dan macam biase la... bersambung lagi sekali...

sang ku riang episod 2

Sambungan episod 1.... Perkhabaran tersebut adalah puteri sang too bonk bropp bropp telah diculik oleh penjahat bernama malla per tucka... sang ku riang amat terkezut giler barbie mendengar perkhabaran tersebut, beliau juga terdengar akan ganjaran jika sesiapa yang dapat mengembalikan tuan puteri sang too bonk bropp bropp kepada maharaja tank queue very march bropp bropp akan dijadikan panglima diraja negeri kepala tersangkut dan possibility nak jadi menantu diraja kalau cukup hensem... nak dijadikan cerita, sang ku riang memang telah lama menanti peluang sedemikian, al maklum lah tuan puteri sang too bonk ni mmg cun dan terbaek "bodykit" ala "veilside" beliau... sape yg terpandang confirm tak tido malam dgn lena, sang ku riang telah berlatih dengan bersungguh-sungguh di bukit nyamuk kaw-kaw... sang ku riang berlatih silat dengan nyamuk-nyamuk yang banyak hinggakan sang ku riang begitu hebat menepis serangan dari berbagai arah depan, belakang, atas, bawah, kiri dan kanan dan... dan... dan... hebat la senang cite... tapi malang nasibnya, sang ku riang telah jatuh di timpa ranting durian... beliau telah jatuh demam malaria dan denggi sekaligus... ini adalah akibat dari gigitan nyamuk yang melampau dan ini menyebabkan sang ku riang terpaksa men"delay"kan plan beliau untuk menyelamatkan tuan puteri sang too bonk yang cun melecun macam chun li selama beberapa minggu... bersambung lagi

Sunday, March 7, 2010

sang ku riang

bermula satu kisah di pulau cendana cendawan terbang... aku terdengar sebuah cerita tentang hikayat sang kuriang... sang kuriang adalah spesis kura-kura salah mkn yg bertukar menjadi sebuah monyet selam.... sang kuriang telah berubah menjadi baik setelah kematian cik nab iaitu seorang yg tidak ada kena mengena dgn beliau, namun pemergian cik nab ke tanah rezab di texas amat memberi kesan walau pun sang kuriang tidak pernah bertegur sapa dgn beliau sbb sorang tinggal kat johor sorang lagi kat narathiwatt kot, cerita bermula begini... tatkala sultan memberi titah kepada rakyat2 negeri kepala tersangkut, sang kuriang telah accidentally terlalu kat kawasan yg mana frequency daripada perkhabaran boleh mencecah gegendang telinga beliau... perkhabaran tersebut adalah tentang................ -bersambung-

Friday, March 5, 2010

heartbreaker....

its been a while since i've wrote on my blog... its kinda i lost my way in life, lost my love, lost most of things here... lately, i just broke someone heart... i know why i did it, and its so damn stupid excuse... its because i lost my feeling on her, there no love spark between me and her anymore... its not her, its me! if i can turn things around, i'll do that! i'll do anything to get my feeling to u again.

for all we've been through, i appreciate what you've done to me, u did love me for who i am, take me as i am, but.... its my bad! i know it is my bad... but at least think of one thing... maybe we're not meant to be together or "did i treat him right?" for the start... but its all past now... wish we can still chill out together as friends! hopefully