Dalam sebuah gerabak...

Situasi A

Actors:2-3 orang(panggilan orang A,B,C)

Dialogue:
A:beb, smalam gua dnga ada budak kena bantai r kat *****... budak tu gua dnga cari pasal dgn bdk belah ******...

B:perghh... kalau cmtu r mmg patut r kene kitai... silap r bt hal dgn 3 line... HAHAHAHA

C:HAHAHAHA

B:ko knal ayah ******? aku rapat ngan anak sedara dia,

C:yeke... gua lak rapat ngan sorang abg long *****, mcm isi dgn kuku r....

A:but* r korang...gua kenal ramai r brader-brader ******, smua otai-otai punya

B&C: blah r lu... kene pukul cari kitorang gak.... HAHAHAHAHA....

A: mana ada!!! But* r... pant*t! bab*....
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Situasi B

Actors: 2 Orang wanita lingkungan awal 40an(sorang A, sorang B)

Dialogue:
A: kau perasan x si **** tu perut die makin besar?

B: ada jugak la, tapi aku ingatkan aku sorang je perasan...

A: eh, aku pun perasan la... yg buat aku lagi syak tu, aku x pernah tau dia da nikah, jgn2 kawin tanpa nikah x...hihihi

B: eh, ko ni ******** x baik tau, main tuduh2

A: alah... bende betul, bukan kita mengumpat ke ape, aku tanye je kalau kau perasan...

B: yelah kau tu....

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Situasi C

Actors: seorang lelaki 20an sedang berbual menerusi telefon bimbit (mungkin kekasih)

Dialogue:
L:hai muchuk abg.... tgh buat pe tu?
P:*********** ******* *****(aku x dnga ape pmpuan tu ckp)
L:alolololo... windu abg x? abg windu shangat2...hihihi
P:******* ************************* **** ***(aku x denga ape pmpuan tu ckp)
L:da mandi blom?
P:***(aku x dnga ape pmpuan tu ckp)
L:hehehe.. nak itot...
P:***** *****
L:hihihihihi... notty la anje abg nih...

-_-"

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Situasi D

Actors:2 orang gadis (anggaran bru tamat sekolah)

Dialogue:
A: weh, mlm td kat club ****** best gile... member i open table kaw2 punye
B: yeke? x ajak pun :(
A: ala beb... sori la... ade sorang mamat ni hot gile, tinggi, kaya pulak tu... die kwn member i yg open table tu... die kate i cute... hihihihihi
B: well... i rase x hot mcm this guy i jmpe kat private party hari tu... mix mat saleh tau... handsome... i bet he got huge **** hihihi... i don't mind if he want to have some fun with me...
A: eeuww... jahatnye u...
B: alah.. mcm la i x tau u pnah bt ape dgn that chinese guy kan...
A: so?
A&B: hahahaha....

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Yeap... aku da jadi mcm seorang makcik yg busy body dlm train time aku nak blk ke shah alam hari tuh... ini lah sandiwara dunia hari ni, si muda nak rosakkan diri, si tua x sedar nak mati, tapi aku rasa agak terhibur la dengan perbualan-perbualan yang aku curi2 dengar mlm tu, sbb aku da kebosanan dalam komuter dari KL sentral ke Batu Tiga, dialog2 ni btol2 buat aku geli hati, menyampah, dan kesian terhadap2 beberapa individu yg aku telah curi perbualan mereka dan aku simpan di blog aku... hehehe...

sang ku riang episod 6

*lama tertunggak kerana seorang krew telah diberkas oleh pihak berkuasa kerana positif dadah jenis shieldtox blue

89/32 Jalan Buntu... ya, sememangnya sang ku riang telah menemui jalan buntu kali ini, namun jalan buntu sering kali mempunyai sambungan ke 43/21 Jalan Penyelesaian yang membawa beliau menuju ke sebuah kota lama "Tee Duck Ber Numb Ma"... khabarnya seorang gila telah mengamuk kerana tidak terpilih dalam menyertai pertandingan ratu-ratu kebaya kerana betis nya yang tegap mendada... bukan calang-calang orang dapat menentangnya, kerana ilmu muay kung fu nya telah berada di tahap tertinggi setinggi Sears Tower, Chicago, Illinois...(sedangkan si sang ku riang tidak tahu pun Chicago tu ape... tp ske mkn Chicago Beef kat 1901)

Sang ku riang melangkahkan kakinya yang hampir kebas akibat berjalan terlalu jauh meredah sungai dan 'highway', bukit bukau dan pejabat PTPTN, lautan dan cyber cafe... segalanya demi tuan puteri Sang Too Bonk yang di cintainya, alangkah tingginya martabat cintan sang ku riang yang mana sanggup meredah berbagai onak dan duri. Langkahan pertama sang ku riang diikuti dengan gerakan beberapa pasang anak mata yang mengekori gerak langkahnya, namun sang ku riang masih belum sedar akan dirinya sedang diperhatikan... beliau masih meneruskan perjalanan ke tengah kota yang mana bangunan sudah agak lusuh akibat tidak dijaga dan terabai... seperti biasa dengan rasa ingin tahu yang tinggi sang ku riang berteriak seakan memberitahu kehadirannya "Honey.. I'm home..." belum habis lagi dia berteriak, terdengar akan bunyi-bunyian seakan tin aluminium jatuh..."KEBABOMMM!!!"(lebih kurang)...

Sang ku riang tersentak lalu menoleh mencari-cari dari arah mana datangnya gema itu, dengan bersenjatakan senjata tradisional seperti AK47 7.62mm beliau bersedia menghadapi apa jua serangan, namun bunyi yang disangkakan datang dari musuh ternyata salah anggap namun sebaliknya hanyalah seorang gadis yang tersepak bom tangan buatan Jepun pada era 40an... gadis itu mengalami luka parah akibat letupan tersebut... jarinya mengalami kekejangan dan gincunya tidak sekata... sang ku riang berlari mendapatkan gadis tersebut dengan niat yang ikhlas ingin membantu dan mendapatkan nombor telefon. Setelah tiba di tempat letupan tersebut, sang ku riang menegur "How you doing?"... dan si gadis itu menoleh ke arah sang ku riang yang ada di belakangnya dan alangkah seramnya apabila.... bersambung

wahai gadis...

wahai gadis,
andai kau tahu perasaan aku sebenar-benarnya,
andai kau mengerti kata-kata aku,
andai kau percayai janji-janji aku,
pasti kau sayang aku,

wahai gadis,
jika benar kata-kata mu,
jika benar perasaan aku,
jika ini takdir ku,
pasti aku sayang kamu,

wahai gadis,
kau bukan yang pertama,
kau memang aku sayang,
kau kuharapkan yang terakhir,
harap kita kekal bersama,

wahai gadis,
jangan kau main kan hati aku,
jangan sekali terlintas,
jangan kau sangka aku bohong,
tidak sesekali wahai gadis,

wahai gadis...
aku bukanlah seorang yang hebat berkata-kata sayang, aku cuma seorang insan yang dungu dari segi perhubungan, kurang memberi perhatian, mungkin kurang pandai dalam memanjakan kamu... namun aku tahu satu... aku kau punya, dan kau aku punya...

what dieja think of me

who am i to you?
="my special one"

3 things she thought about me
="funny", "honest", "naughty"

what she called me
=baybee, B, sayang

My name on her phone book
=My GG ^^v

She want me to be...
=Her guardian angel

She want me...
='make me love u more... can u?' "can i?"

my type? not my type?

Is it? Is it? i've seen some people do read about horoscope, either their partner actually a their match, or some people do believes that their couple must be 'their cup of tea' or 'my type of girl/guy' to stay long enough in a relationship and without it, they wont make it... i don't really believe it.

What kind of a relationship is that if there is no challenge? to me, relationship starts with sharing where give and take must occur. They might get a little or so many different but in the end, if they want to make it happen, it will(insya'Allah).

But actually my point is, as a normal human being, i don't think there is any person who has the 100% same characteristics. Which is mean its impossible to find your 'type of girl/guy' and we can do is just work it on if you really want that relationship unless you don't want it, just give those excuses which are simple but still sucks because of commonly used as a break up lines... "we're different"

Human aren't unique if we're exactly the same, so... a little different means uniqueness and we have to explore especially when it comes to relationship so enjoy the sail and have a cup of tea!

p/s i don't know

butterflies in my belly

yeah... i'm in love again (^^)... her name is Dieja and its started on facebook page which i start saying comments "hello" on her picture, then getting better and better but there is some level not so better when i started to felt like she doesn't like after all so i kinda give it up, but she stopped me. She said she won't disappoint me anymore and at that moment, i smiled at myself and said "bingo"...(hehehe) not in the bad ways but of course i'm happy when i know a girl like me.

So we started to text each other, then she agreed to see me finally and it was a blow!... it become from the talk part to silent hill part... awkward moment. she was bored as i talked to her friend more than i talk to her, but then i have to go and sent her home with my dude as we received a call from other friends said there was something going on. So once again i thought, that's it for me... she is not my type but deep inside my heart, i still want her so i tell her that "u're not my type" but then she asked "why" the i realized that this girls usually react to this either they really like u or they just can't handle rejection.

But i took my chance and asked her to be mine, and she said yes... :)

p/s boring story isn't it? :)

White Flag

Damn girl... u are 1 tough cat! u did text me when i'm not, but at the same time, you made me miserable on how to entertain you... you made me thinking, are you worth the workload that i must face just to be with you or maybe i should take my foot out of your shoe... well, i'm not in your shoe yet but i think i should take off then... (do stop me) hehehehe....